i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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