She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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