You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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