We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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