doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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