dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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