if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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