I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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