I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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