dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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