what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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