I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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