Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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