vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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