But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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