So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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