when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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