Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I see more hoeing in ur future
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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