FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize
