you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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