You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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