Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
