Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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