There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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