Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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