normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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