I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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