Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
