school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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