So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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