i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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