Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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