i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
