It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
not ubering you a puppy
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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