ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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