Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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