That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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