How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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