Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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