Can Purell be used as lube?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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