My sheets look like a crime scene.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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