I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
