is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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