He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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