he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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