big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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