She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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