Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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