office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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