he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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